This is/was 'The Entertainer Online', with back articles from as far back as September 2002. The original page was lost. I've lived in Spain most of my life. Write to me at lenoxnapier (at) gmail dot com
Monday, 19 February 2018
Bang Bang, I Shot You Down
It must be strange living with guns. People may decide at any moment to whip them out and take a shot at you. Perhaps because they were annoyed at you, perhaps it was just in a moment of excitement. It's also true that you could decide on a whim to pull your own gun out of your holster and shoot back at them. Perhaps go and shoot someone else while you are in the mood.
There are indeed a few people I would like to shoot, when I think of it (and The World would be a better place for their passing) but, since I live in Spain, I don't have a gun. Being British, the best I can come up with is to shake my fist in their general direction after they have passed. This is probably for the best.